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Ganja Jello : Anesthize yourself

Here's what you need:

- 1 box of Jello Mix
- $500JA worth of decent grade weed.
- A strainer
- 1 1/2 cups of water
- A pot
- Little paper or plastic shot cups.

You need this much weed for the recipe to be of any use:

If you live in Jamaica, the only place you are going to find the little cups to portion out the Jello is by going into Wendy's in Liguanea and stealing about 25 of their Ketchup things.

Once you have the cups, boil up a cup of water and throw in the weed. Let it boil till the water turns brown, then strain out the weed  and mix it in a bowl with Jello powder. Add a quarter cup of cold water and then pour the stuff into the little cups.

Now put them in the fridge for 4 hours...

..and when they are done, give one to the guy who cleans up the yard...

Now play this -  ( MP3 )RAY CHARLES : LETS GET STONED ...and  fall asleep in a pool of your own sick.

When people let you down...

...you can always count on EEK.

YOU TUBE: EEK-A-MOUSE,  'SAFARI'

Death by 'Bouncy Castle'

Well, its not as action-packed as getting blown up by an Isreali gunship in Lebannon, or as glamourous as being chased to your death by paparazzi...but death by 'Bouncy Castle'...??

How do you classify that?

24 July 2006

KILLED BY THE BOUNCY CASTLE

Two die as wind blows artwork 120ft in air

TWO women were killed and a dozen adults and children injured yesterday as a vast bouncy castle soared 120ft into the air then crashed to the ground...READ REST OF THE STORY HERE

Dub Dub

Big up top Zurich whites Russell and his lovely wife Burger on this one...

MP3: PRESSURE & SLIDE (STUDIO ONE)

 

When modern Jamaican music makes you want to throw up...

...try  BBC'S LATE JUCTION:

White lady DJ there knows her stuff:

MP3: Gilberto  Gil, Trilok Gurtu, Toninho Ferragutti, Bugge Wesseltoft - "Tata Engenho Novo"

The Love of Will

http://www.afflictedyard.com/will.htm

Frank

http://www.afflictedyard.com/frank.htm

BAHAHAHA

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More 'funny racism'?!

Just sitting here in Manhattan looking at all the people walking in and out of this coffee shop and a really fucked-up thought crossed my mind that I thought I would share since I'm already being so racist today ( its impossible to be in New York and not be racist by the way).

Now, I know a lot of people are going to send me nasty emails about this, but as wrong as it may sound, I don't think anyone can deny that this MUST actually happen when a black woman and a white man are having sexual relations.

At some point in the relationship the white man will either think or say : "...go and put on your tear-up panty, you're my little slave girl?"

Shudder.

RACIST RICKAAAARDS!!!!

RACISM: FUNNIER TODAY THAN 1994?

THEN (1994 ) :

The Toronto Sun, Friday September 9, 1994.
Eight ID'd in trashing of home.
By THERESA BOYLE
Toronto Sun

Eight anti-racism  protesters  dressed  in  black
and wearing balaclavas were part of an angry
mob that trashed the house of  a well-known
white supremacist, a metro police detective testified
yesterday.

They hurled rocks and paint bombs at Gary Schipper's
east-end house while coaxed on  by  a  crowd 
of  250 chanting, "Smash the Heritage Front,"
Det-Const. Dave Bishop said.

He  was  testifying  at  the  trial  of
Katrin  Clouse,  21,Ainsworth Weir, 22,
Elena Lonero,  25,  Peter  Rickards, 
24,  and Ajith Aluthwatta.

They all face charges of mischief over $1,000 in the
June 11, 1993 incident.

Rickards  is  also  charged  with  possession 
of a probibited weapon.[ Oh scary... a fucken rusty swiss army knife and a can of mace]

Windows  were  smashed  and   a  door  broken  at
Schipper's Bertmount Ave. residence during a rally by
an Anti-Racist group.

Bishop testified he saw Weir and Rickards pull
balaclavas over their faces before tossing
rocks [and a tricycle] at the house.

Clouse was "egging on" the mob with a megaphone.

Bishop said Clouse  and  Lonero  appeared  to
be  among  the ringleaders.

NOW (2006): 

- AFFLICTED--- says:
i dont know how u cant laugh at the term : " nigger it up"
Kinisha says:
ppl must find it hard to understand u
--- AFFLICTED--- says:
you agree with the blacks?
Kinisha says:
dem have no manners - u shoulda given dem a swift kick to the balls
Kinisha says:
wah - black it up
--- AFFLICTED --- says:
they know martial arts those people

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-- AFFLICTED --- says:
u dont call them slopes?
La-Shaunyc says:
no I call them Japanese
--- AFFLICTED--- says:
what about blindfold with dental floss people?
La-Shaunyc says:
is that supposed to be about their eyes? i swear if i hear that you got  shot i wouldn't ask why